Funny Jokes
Best doctor jokes - Set 01
1. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood! 2. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room! 3. Why did the...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 02
1. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because they were an expert in cooking up legal briefs! 2. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 01
1. A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the...
Multiplication and division jokes
1. Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision. 2. Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class? Because he...
The best Geometry jokes
1. What do you call more than one L? A parallel! 2. What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs! 3. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because...
The best Math Puns
1. Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: The trap-azoid 2. Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room? A: Go stand in the...
Funny holiday quotes - Set 01
1. “The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan 2. ”Never sign a Valentine with your own...
Funny quotes from television and movies
1. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in...
Funny quotes on love and marriage
1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell 2. “Gravitation is not...
Funny family quotes - Set 01
1. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey...
Funny motivational quotes - Set 01
1. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get...
Funny Work Quotes - Set 01
1. “No man goes before his time — unless his boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx 2. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was...