Funny Jokes
Best doctor jokes - Set 01
1. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood! 2. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room! 3. Why did the...
Best doctor jokes - Set 01
1. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood! 2. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room! 3. Why did the...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 02
1. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because they were an expert in cooking up legal briefs! 2. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 02
1. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because they were an expert in cooking up legal briefs! 2. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 01
1. A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the...
Best lawyer jokes - Set 01
1. A man won an $8,000 settlement from Disneyland after he got stuck on the It’s a Small World ride. He said he’ll use the money to cut out the...
Multiplication and division jokes
1. Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision. 2. Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class? Because he...
Multiplication and division jokes
1. Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision. 2. Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class? Because he...
The best Geometry jokes
1. What do you call more than one L? A parallel! 2. What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs! 3. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because...
The best Geometry jokes
1. What do you call more than one L? A parallel! 2. What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs! 3. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because...
The best Math Puns
1. Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: The trap-azoid 2. Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room? A: Go stand in the...
The best Math Puns
1. Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: The trap-azoid 2. Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room? A: Go stand in the...
Funny holiday quotes - Set 01
1. “The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan 2. ”Never sign a Valentine with your own...
Funny holiday quotes - Set 01
1. “The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan 2. ”Never sign a Valentine with your own...
Funny quotes from television and movies
1. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in...
Funny quotes from television and movies
1. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in...
Funny quotes on love and marriage
1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell 2. “Gravitation is not...
Funny quotes on love and marriage
1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell 2. “Gravitation is not...
Funny family quotes - Set 01
1. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey...
Funny family quotes - Set 01
1. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey...
Funny motivational quotes - Set 01
1. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get...
Funny motivational quotes - Set 01
1. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get...