The best Math Puns
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1. Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: The trap-azoid
2. Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room? A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
3. Q: Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river? A: It was three feet deep, on average.
4. Q: Why do plants hate math? A: Because it gives them square roots.
5. Q: Why did the two fours skip lunch? A: They already eight.
6. Q: What did the triangle say to the circle? A: You’re pointless.
7. Q: Why did the math book look sad? A: Because it had too many problems.
8. Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? A: Sum-mer.
9. Q: Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? A: The teacher told him not to use tables.
10. Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: I’ve got too many problems.