Funny Jokes — Jokes for kids
Jokes for big kids - Set 01
1. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed! 2. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!...
Jokes for small kids - Set 01
1. How do you call a duck that gets straight-As? A wise quacker! 2. Why did the cop say to their tummy? You're under a vest! 3. What did the...
Knock Knock jokes for kids
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going? 2. Knock, knock. Who there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night? 3....
Corny Dad jokes for kids
1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple! 2. Why didn't the shopper buy the camo pants they wanted? They couldn't...
Puns for kids
1. How did the students feel when they learned about electricity? Totally shocked! 2. What did the ocean do when it saw its friends? It waved! 3. What do you...
Silly jokes for kids - Set 01
1. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly! 2. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells...
Math jokes for kids - Set 02
1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! 2. How do you organize a space party? You planet! 3. What's a math teacher's favorite season?...
Math jokes for kids - Set 01
1. If a math teacher had four apples in one hand and five apples in the other hand, what would they have altogether? Really big hands! 2. What did the...
Funny jokes for kids - Set 03
1. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. 2. What's a turnip's favorite soda? Root beer! 3. What happened when the cheese shop exploded?...
Funny jokes for kids - Set 02
1. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words! 2. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast! 3. Two muffins are baking in an oven....
Funny jokes for kids - Set 01
1. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! 2. Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical! 3. What...