Funny Jokes — Humor Quotes
Funny holiday quotes - Set 01
1. “The thing about Valentine’s Day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of.” — Faye Morgan 2. ”Never sign a Valentine with your own...
Funny quotes from television and movies
1. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory 2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in...
Funny quotes on love and marriage
1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell 2. “Gravitation is not...
Funny family quotes - Set 01
1. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey...
Funny motivational quotes - Set 01
1. “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get...
Funny Work Quotes - Set 01
1. “No man goes before his time — unless his boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx 2. “I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was...
Humor quotes about life
1. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” — Claire Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias 2. “You know you’re getting old when you...