Best doctor jokes - Set 01
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1. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
2. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room!
3. Why did the doctor become a chef? They wanted to cure hunger!
4. How does a doctor apologize? With a surgical “sorry.”
5. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist!
6. Why did the doctor carry a joke book? To keep the patients in stitches!
7. What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to lose weight? “You need to watch your calorie intake!”
8. Why did the doctor go to space? To find a cure for the common orbit!
9. What’s a doctor’s favorite plant? An X-ray-na!
10. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
11. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room!
12. Why did the doctor become a chef? They wanted to cure hunger!
13. How does a doctor apologize? With a surgical “sorry.”
14. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist!
15. Why did the doctor carry a joke book? To keep the patients in stitches!
16. What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to lose weight? “You need to watch your calorie intake!”
17. Why did the doctor go to space? To find a cure for the common orbit!
18. What’s a doctor’s favorite plant? An X-ray-na!
19. What did the doctor say to the invisible man? “I see right through you!”
20. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
21. What’s a doctor’s favorite type of music? Operation room!
22. Why did the doctor become a chef? They wanted to cure hunger!
23. How does a doctor apologize? With a surgical “sorry.”
24. What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URLologist!
25. Why did the doctor carry a joke book? To keep the patients in stitches!
26. What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to lose weight? “You need to watch your calorie intake!”
27. Why did the doctor go to space? To find a cure for the common orbit!
28. What’s a doctor’s favorite plant? An X-ray-na!
29. What did the doctor say to the invisible man? “I see right through you!”
30. Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!