Funny quotes from television and movies
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1. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
2. “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.” — President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
3. “There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.” — Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club
4. “I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” — Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City
5. “Police officer: ‘Pull over.’ Harry: ‘No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.’” — Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber
6. “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.” — Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail
7. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” — Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
8. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” — Groucho Marx
9. “I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office
10. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” — Johnny (Patrick Swayze), Dirty Dancing
11. “You can't handle the truth!” — Colonel Jessup (Jack Nicholson), A Few Good Men
12. “Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.” — Will Smith, Hitch
13. “The stuff that dreams are made of.” — Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart), The Maltese Falcon
14. “I'm the king of the world!” — Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio), Titanic
15. “There’s no place like home.” — Dorothy (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz
16. “I feel the need—the need for speed.” — Maverick (Tom Cruise), Top Gun
17. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” — Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!
18. “I’ll be back.” — The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), The Terminator
19. “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!” — Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface
20. “I wish I knew how to quit you.” — Jack (Jake Gyllenhaal), Brokeback Mountain
21. “You can’t handle my undivided attention.” — Gary Shandling, The Larry Sanders Show
22. “I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.” — Sheldon (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory