Funny Jokes — Dad Jokes
Corny Dad jokes for kids
1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple! 2. Why didn't the shopper buy the camo pants they wanted? They couldn't...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 06
1. I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks! 2. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels....
Best Dad Jokes - Set 05
1. I've crafted an excellent construction joke, but I'm still fine-tuning it. 2. I used to dislike facial hair, but then I became fond of it. 3. I opted to...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 04
1. What's the best thing about Switzerland? "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." 2. Where do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc." 3....
Best Dad Jokes - Set 03
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 3. I told my wife...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 02
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 3. I told my wife...
Best Dad jokes - Set 01
1. Singing in the shower is enjoyable until you taste soap. Then it turns into a sudsy drama. 2. I'm concerned about the calendar. Its days seem limited. 3. Why...