The best Geometry jokes
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1. What do you call more than one L? A parallel!
2. What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs!
3. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.
6. What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless."
7. I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
8. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.
9. Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.
10. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.
11. What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line.
12. What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles!
13. Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°!
14. Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven? The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.
15. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.
16. I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.