# The best Geometry jokes

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**1. **What do you call more than one L? A parallel!

**2. **What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs!

**3. **Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

**4. **Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

**5. **Why was the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it’s never right.

**6. **What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless."

**7. **I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.

**8. **Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

**9. **Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

**10. **What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree? Geometry.

**11. **What shape is usually waiting for you inside a Starbucks? A line.

**12. **What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles!

**13. **Did you hear about the over-educated circle? It has 360°!

**14. **Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven? The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.

**15. **How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor.

**16. **I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.