Funny Jokes
Puns for kids
1. How did the students feel when they learned about electricity? Totally shocked! 2. What did the ocean do when it saw its friends? It waved! 3. What do you...
Silly jokes for kids - Set 01
1. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly! 2. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells...
Math jokes for kids - Set 02
1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! 2. How do you organize a space party? You planet! 3. What's a math teacher's favorite season?...
Math jokes for kids - Set 01
1. If a math teacher had four apples in one hand and five apples in the other hand, what would they have altogether? Really big hands! 2. What did the...
Funny jokes for kids - Set 03
1. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience. 2. What's a turnip's favorite soda? Root beer! 3. What happened when the cheese shop exploded?...
Funny jokes for kids - Set 02
1. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words! 2. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast! 3. Two muffins are baking in an oven....
Funny jokes for kids - Set 01
1. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! 2. Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical! 3. What...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 06
1. I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks! 2. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels....
Best Dad Jokes - Set 05
1. I've crafted an excellent construction joke, but I'm still fine-tuning it. 2. I used to dislike facial hair, but then I became fond of it. 3. I opted to...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 04
1. What's the best thing about Switzerland? "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." 2. Where do boats go when they're sick? "To the boat doc." 3....
Best Dad Jokes - Set 03
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 3. I told my wife...
Best Dad Jokes - Set 02
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. 3. I told my wife...