Best lawyer jokes - Set 02

1. Why did the lawyer become a chef? Because they were an expert in cooking up legal briefs!

2. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night!

3. Why did the lawyer bring a pencil to court? To draw their own conclusions!

4. How does an attorney sleep at night? With a legal pad!

5. What’s the lawyer’s favorite game? Hide and sue!

6. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? They can’t stand the sandy arguments!

7. How many lawyer jokes are there, anyway? Only three. The rest are true stories.

8. Why did the lawyer wear a suit? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit!

9. What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances? Retired!

10. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand!

11. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? The lawyer charges more!

12. Why did the lawyer go broke? They lost their appeal!

13. What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances? A criminal lawyer!

14. Why did the lawyer become a gardener? Because they had a green thumb for justice!

15. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a snake? One is a cold-blooded creature that’s known for its cunning, and the other is a reptile!

16. How does an attorney sleep? First, they lie on one side. Then, they lie on the other side.

17. Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court? Because they wanted to take their case to a higher court!

18. What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still!

19. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer miles!

20. Why did the lawyer go to the bank? To get their case checked!

21. Why don’t lawyers go to the bar association? They can’t pass the bar!

22. What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator!

23. How many lawyer jokes are there, really? Just one. The rest are true stories!

24. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? The cats keep trying to bury them!

25. What do you call a lawyer who doesn’t chase ambulances? An undertaker!

26. Why did the lawyer bring a briefcase to lunch? Because they wanted a legal meal!

27. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? The rooster clucks defiance!

28. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.

29. Why was the lawyer so good at sports? They really knew how to handle the court!

30. Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? They can’t stand being out of their element!