Funny family quotes - Set 01
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1. “I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.” — Damien Fahey
2. “From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.” — Jarod Kintz
3. “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” — Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace
4. “I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope
5. “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.” — Jack Whitehall
6. “Good parenting means investing in your child's future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.” — Lin-Manuel Miranda
7. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” — George Burns
8. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” — Erma Bombeck
9. “Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett
10. “If people are upset because you’ve forgotten something, console them by letting them know you didn’t forget—you just weren’t remembering.” — Winnie the Pooh
11. “A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings.” — Rose Standish Nichols
12. “Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.” — Robin Hobb
13. “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.” — Ellen DeGeneres
14. “I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” — Bob Hope
15. “Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” — Sam Levenson
16. “The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.” — Marge Kennedy
17. “Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” — Lilo & Stitch
18. “The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.” — George Santayana
19. “The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” — Robert Brault
20. “Our family is just one tent away from a full-blown circus.” — Anonymous
21. “Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst.” — Marjorie Pay Hinckley
22. “The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.” — Gilbert K. Chesterton
23. “I’m so grateful for the time I spent with my parents and brother growing up. I wouldn’t be where I am today without that crazy, chaotic, and wonderful family.” — Jenna Ushkowitz
24. “The most important thing in the world is family and love.” — John Wooden
25. “Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox
26. “In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony.” — Eva Burrows
27. “It didn’t matter how big our house was; it mattered that there was love in it.” — Peter Buffett
28. “Family is where life begins and love never ends.” — Unknown
29. “There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.” — Jerry Seinfeld
30. “Family and friendships are two of the greatest facilitators of happiness.” — John C. Maxwell