Multiplication and division jokes
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1. Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision.
2. Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class? Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.
3. Why was Mr. Gilson’s class so noisy? He liked to practice gong division!
4. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
5. Which tables do you not have to learn? Dinner tables!
6. What’s a swimmer's favorite kind of math? Dive-ision!
7. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told him not to use tables.
8. What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers.
9. Surgeon: Nurse, I have so many patients. Who do I work on first? Nurse: Simple, follow the order of operations.
10. A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day. “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,” the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”
11. How do you solve any equation? Multiply both sides by zero.
12. I met a math teacher who had 12 children. She really knows how to multiply!
13. Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.