Funny Jokes
Humor quotes about life
1. “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” — Claire Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias 2. “You know you’re getting old when you...
Knock Knock Jokes - Set 04
1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Dozen.Dozen who?Dozen anybody want to let me in? 2. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Dishes.Dishes who?Dish is a nice place! 3. Knock, knock.Who’s there?A herd.A herd who?A herd you were...
Knock Knock Jokes - Set 03
1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Thermos.Thermos who?Thermos be a better way to get to you. 2. Knock, knock.Who’s there?To.To who?Actually, it’s to whom. 3. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s cold out...
Knock Knock Jokes - Set 02
1. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! 2. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Atch.Atch who?Bless you! 3. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry, it's just a joke! 4. Knock,...
Knock Knock Jokes - Set 01
1. Knock, KnockWho’s there?Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel…that’s why I knocked! 2. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome 3. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Luke.Luke who?Luke through the peep hole and find out. 4. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Figs.Figs...
Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 03
1. Yo mama's so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her. 2. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. 3. Yo mama's so poor,...
Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 02
1. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. 2. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. 3. Yo mama's so ugly, she...
Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 01
1. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof!" 2. Yo mama's so...
Jokes for big kids - Set 01
1. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed! 2. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!...
Jokes for small kids - Set 01
1. How do you call a duck that gets straight-As? A wise quacker! 2. Why did the cop say to their tummy? You're under a vest! 3. What did the...
Knock Knock jokes for kids
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going? 2. Knock, knock. Who there? Noah. Noah who? Know a place I can spend the night? 3....
Corny Dad jokes for kids
1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple! 2. Why didn't the shopper buy the camo pants they wanted? They couldn't...