Silly jokes for kids - Set 01

1. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

2. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!

3. What does a rain cloud wear under its clothes? Thunderwear!

4. Why did the robber take a bath before he left the scene of the crime? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

5. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they ever said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

6. What is the Easter bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

7. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side!

8. Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web!

9. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

10. Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish!

11. What are mummies' favorite lunches? Wraps!

12. What did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!

13. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs!

14. Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades!

15. Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

16. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

17. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

18. How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket!

19. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!

20. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it would be a piece of cake!

21. What does a rain cloud wear under its clothes? Thunderwear!

22. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs!

23. What are mummies' favorite lunches? Wraps!

24. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!

25. What is the Easter bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

26. Why did the shrimp not share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish!

27. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

28. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

29. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A rocket chip!

30. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? They just needed a little space.