Best Dad Jokes - Set 02
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1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
6. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
9. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
12. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
13. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
14. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
15. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
16. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
19. Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
20. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
21. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
22. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
23. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
24. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
25. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
28. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
30. If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?