Puns for kids
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1. How did the students feel when they learned about electricity? Totally shocked!
2. What did the ocean do when it saw its friends? It waved!
3. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
4. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired!
5. If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay? A bagel!
6. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one!
8. Where do sailboats go when they're sick? To the dock!
9. What does a book do to keep warm in the winter? It puts on a jacket!
10. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
11. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!
12. What did the lightbulb say to its sweetheart? I wuv you a watt!
13. Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed!
14. What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
15. What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo!
16. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!
17. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
18. Why did the broom late? It over-swept!
19. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
20. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
21. Why did the teacher say when a book fell on their head? I have only my shelf to blame.
22. How do they keep the basketball arena cool? They fill it with fans!
23. What kind of tree can fit in one hand? A palm tree!
24. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one!
25. What do you do when a lemon gets sick? You give it lemon-aid!
26. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
27. Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed!
28. What does the ocean do when it sees its friends? It waves!
29. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
30. What do astronauts do before throwing a party? They planet!