Math jokes for kids - Set 02
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1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
3. What's a math teacher's favorite season? Sum-mer!
4. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables!
5. What do you call an angle that's adorable? Acute angle!
6. How do you make seven an even number? Remove the 's'!
7. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? To reach the high points!
8. What's a math teacher's favorite type of tree? Geometry!
9. Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
10. How do you make time fly? Throw a clock out of the window!
11. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
12. Why do plants hate math? Because it's full of square roots!
13. What did one math book say to another? I've got too many problems!
14. What’s the best tool to do math? Multi-pliers!
15. Why did the equal sign get so much attention? Because it was so fair!
16. Why do mathematicians love nature? It has natural logs!
17. What is a math teacher’s favorite place in New York City? Times Square!
18. How do you stay warm in any room? Sit in a corner where it’s always 90 degrees!
19. What’s the best way to serve pi? A la mode. Ice cream pi!
20. Why did the math book go to therapy? It had too many problems.
21. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
22. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
23. How do you make time fly? Throw a clock out of the window!
24. Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already eight!
25. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geometry!
26. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables!
27. What’s the best tool to do math? Multi-pliers!
28. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
29. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
30. Why do mathematicians love nature? It has natural logs!