# Math jokes for kids - Set 02

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**1. Why was the math book sad?** Because it had too many problems!

**2. How do you organize a space party?** You planet!

**3. What's a math teacher's favorite season?** Sum-mer!

**4. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?** The teacher told them not to use tables!

**5. What do you call an angle that's adorable?** Acute angle!

**6. How do you make seven an even number?** Remove the 's'!

**7. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class?** To reach the high points!

**8. What's a math teacher's favorite type of tree?** Geometry!

**9. Why was the equal sign so humble?** It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!

**10. How do you make time fly?** Throw a clock out of the window!

**11. What did the zero say to the eight?** Nice belt!

**12. Why do plants hate math?** Because it's full of square roots!

**13. What did one math book say to another?** I've got too many problems!

**14. What’s the best tool to do math?** Multi-pliers!

**15. Why did the equal sign get so much attention?** Because it was so fair!

**16. Why do mathematicians love nature?** It has natural logs!

**17. What is a math teacher’s favorite place in New York City?** Times Square!

**18. How do you stay warm in any room?** Sit in a corner where it’s always 90 degrees!

**19. What’s the best way to serve pi?** A la mode. Ice cream pi!

**20. Why did the math book go to therapy?** It had too many problems.

**21. Why was the math book sad?** It had too many problems!

**22. Why did the math book look sad?** Because it had too many problems!

**23. How do you make time fly?** Throw a clock out of the window!

**24. Why did the two fours skip lunch?** They already eight!

**25. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?** Geometry!

**26. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?** The teacher told them not to use tables!

**27. What’s the best tool to do math?** Multi-pliers!

**28. Why was the math book sad?** It had too many problems!

**29. How do you organize a space party?** You planet!

**30. Why do mathematicians love nature?** It has natural logs!