Funny jokes for kids - Set 02
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1. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
2. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing. They fast!
3. Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them looks to the other and says, "Phew, it's getting hot in here!" The other looks back and says, "Ack! A talking muffin!"
4. What kind of cat likes living in water? An octo-puss.
5. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.
6. What do you call a cow that can't make milk? An udder failure — a milk dud.
7. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
8. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
9. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny!
10. Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank!
11. Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
12. What kind of dog does a magician have? A Labracadabrador!
13. Where do cows go on Friday nights? They go to the moo-vies!
14. Why couldn't the pony sing “Happy Birthday?” Because she was just a little hoarse!
15. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
16. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
17. Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
18. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
19. What is the difference between a cat that took a nap on the Xerox machine and a cat that imitates everything you do? One is a cat copy, and the other is a copy cat.
20. How do young bees get to school? They take the school buzz!
21. What do frogs order at fast-food restaurants? French flies!
22. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
23. What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries? An investigator!
24. Why is a snake difficult to fool? You can’t pull its leg!
25. What kind of socks do grizzlies wear? None, they have bear feet!
26. What do you get when you cross a snail with a porcupine? A slowpoke!
27. What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!"
28. What's a cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
29. What fish only swims at night? Starfish!
30. What does a triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom!