Math jokes for kids - Set 01
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1. If a math teacher had four apples in one hand and five apples in the other hand, what would they have altogether? Really big hands!
2. What did the 90° angle say after an argument? "It turns out, I was right!"
3. How come no one picks statistics as their favorite subject? It’s just average.
4. Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal? Because it would have to convert!
5. Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated? Because it’s never right!
6. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
7. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
8. Why did the rancher who had 97 cows in his field? When he rounded them up, he had 100!
9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A roamin’ numeral!
10. What do you get when you divide a Jack o' lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
11. Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper? Because they must be plotting something!
12. Did you hear about the circle that kept going to school? It has 360°!
13. Why did the angle get upset when their teacher called them average? It was a mean thing to say!
14. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
15. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!
16. What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs? A mathema-chicken!
17. What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle? Because it’s pointless!
18. What did the student get upset when their teacher called them average? It was a mean thing to say!
19. What do you call two guys who love math? Algebros!
20. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
21. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
22. Why do plants hate math? Because it's full of square roots!
23. Did you hear about the circle that kept going to school? It has 360°!
24. Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated? Because it’s never right!
25. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A roamin’ numeral!
26. What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle? Because it’s pointless!
27. Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already 8!
28. What do you get when you divide a Jack o' lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
29. Why did the angle get upset when their teacher called them average? It was a mean thing to say!
30. Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper? Because they must be plotting something!