Funny jokes for kids - Set 03
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1. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
2. What's a turnip's favorite soda? Root beer!
3. What happened when the cheese shop exploded? Da brie was everywhere!
4. What’s a piece of bread’s least favorite chore? Doing a loaf of laundry.
5. What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
6. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry!
7. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What did the pizza say to the topping? I never sau-sage a pretty face!
9. Which vegetable do sailors hate the most? Leeks!
10. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
11. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!
12. What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!
13. What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key!
14. What happens when a grape gets run over crossing the street? A traffic jam!
15. What kind of fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries!
16. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because it was on a roll
17. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
18. What does garlic do when it gets hot? It takes its cloves off!
19. Where does fruit go on vacation? Pear-is!
20. Why did the melons choose not to get married? Because they cantaloupe!
21. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? Yellow!
22. What did one dried fruit say when another asked it to the movies? It's a date!
23. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs!
24. What does a cow call an earthquake? A milkshake!
25. Why did the man go to the yogurt museum? To get a little culture!
26. Why couldn't the sesame seed climb up the hill? Because it was on a roll!
27. Why can't you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!
28. Where would you be most likely to find an elephant? The same place you lost one!
29. Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine? They wanted their quarter back!
30. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!