Funny jokes for kids - Set 01
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1. What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!
2. Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical!
3. What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested? They gave him a tough sentence!
4. What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep? He puts on his PJ-Amazon!
5. What did the termite say when it walked into a bar? "Where's the bar tender?"
6. Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
7. What did the mama cow say to the calf? It’s pasture bedtime!
8. Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
9. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned!
10. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
11. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
12. What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
13. How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
14. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey."
15. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
16. Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
17. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern!
18. Why couldn't the skeleton go to school? His heart just wasn’t in it.
19. What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
20. Why did the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny!
21. Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
22. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
23. What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
24. Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
25. If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? "An iWitness."
26. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
27. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.
28. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
29. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
30. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here — I'll go on ahead!