Best Dad Jokes - Set 06
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1. I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
2. Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
3. What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
4. What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
5. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
6. Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
7. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
8. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
9. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
10. Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
11. If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
13. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
14. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
15. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
19. What did one plate say to another? Tonight, dinner's on me.
20. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
23. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
24. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
25. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
26. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.
27. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
30. How do you organize a space party? You planet.