Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 02
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1. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
2. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
3. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
4. Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
5. Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.
6. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
7. Yo mama so dumb, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
8. Yo mama is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
9. Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
10. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
11. Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
12. Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
13. Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
14. Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
15. Yo mama's so ugly, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
16. Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
17. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
18. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
19. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
20. Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
21. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
22. Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
23. Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
24. Yo mama's so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
25. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
26. Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
27. Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
28. Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
29. Yo mama so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
30. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.