Jokes for big kids - Set 01
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1. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed!
2. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!
3. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
4. What gets wetter the more that it dries? A towel!
5. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!
6. What did the meteorologist say when they tried to catch fog in their hands? "I mist."
7. What can you catch, but never throw? A cold!
8. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!
9. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed!
10. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
11. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!
12. What did the meteorologist say when they tried to catch fog in their hands? "I mist."
13. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!
14. What can you catch, but never throw? A cold!
15. What did the post office have that the alphabet doesn't? More letters!
16. What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper!
17. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!
18. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed!
19. What gets wetter the more that it dries? A towel!
20. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
21. What's black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra!
22. What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
23. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!
24. What did the meteorologist say when they tried to catch fog in their hands? "I mist."
25. What did the traffic light say to the car? Look away, I’m about to change!
26. What can you catch, but never throw? A cold!
27. What did the post office have that the alphabet doesn't? More letters!
28. What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper!
29. What did the sink say to the toilet? Wow, you look really flushed!
30. What gets wetter the more that it dries? A towel!