Jokes for small kids - Set 01
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1. How do you call a duck that gets straight-As?
A wise quacker!
2. Why did the cop say to their tummy?
You're under a vest!
3. What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?
Bison!
4. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
5. What did the cat say when it fell down the stairs?
Me-ow!
6. Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
7. Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop!
8. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
9. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!
10. What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
11. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
12. What has two legs but can't walk?
A pair of pants!
13. Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania!
14. What do you call a train with a cold?
A-choo choo train!
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
16. Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks!
17. How did the barber win the race?
They knew a short cut!
18. Why can't you tell a joke to an egg?
It might crack up!
19. What do you call a duck that gets straight-As?
A wise quacker!
20. Why did the teddy bear not ask for dessert?
Because he was already so stuffed!
21. What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
"Where is Pop Corn?"
22. What do you call a duck that gets straight-As?
A wise quacker!
23. Why did the boy throw a stick of butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
24. What's a witch's favorite school subject?
Spelling!
25. What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?
Bison!
26. What do you call a train with a cold?
A-choo choo train!
27. How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
28. What did the cop say to their tummy?
You're under a vest!
29. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
30. Why did the cat say when it fell down the stairs?
Me-ow!