Knock Knock jokes for kids
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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
2. Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
3. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!
4. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
An interrupt—
MOO!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodle
Toodle who?
Toodle-loo!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your family coming home?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”