Knock Knock Jokes - Set 03
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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in, it’s chilly out!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t give me some candy!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!