Corny Dad jokes for kids
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1. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple!
2. Why didn't the shopper buy the camo pants they wanted? They couldn't find any!
3. Why are balloons so expensive? Inflation!
4. What do you call a bear with no ears? A “B!”
5. What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh!
6. Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it's hard to light them from the bottom!
7. What do pirates pay for corn? A buck an ear!
8. What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water!
9. Why can’t a hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
11. What did the family say when they lost 25% of their roof? Oof.
12. What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
13. How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!
14. What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump!
15. What's brown and sticky? A stick!
16. Why did it take so long for a man to eat a clock? It was very time-consuming.
17. Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels!
18. Why is it hard to understand volunteers? Because they make no cents!
19. What did the guy who invented the knock-knock joke win? The "no-bell" prize!
20. Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything!
21. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older!
22. Did you hear about the unemployed personal trainer? They gave their too-weak notice!
23. Why was the calendar afraid? Its days were numbered!
24. What's the only thing I know about the alphabet? I just don't know y!
25. When does a regular joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
26. Did you hear about the woman whose left side was cut off? She's all right now.
27. What does it cost to park Santa's sleigh? Nothing, it's on the house!
28. Why is it hard to understand volunteers? Because they make no cents!
29. Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
30. Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it's hard to light them from the bottom!