Knock Knock Jokes - Set 02
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1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe lend me a hand?
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggsplain later!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm good, Hawaii you?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ink.
Ink who?
Ink-redible, isn't it?
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica nice cup of coffee!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kangaroo.
Kangaroo who?
Kangaroo 'round, I'll tell you!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Map.
Map who?
Map, I've been knocking forever!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho business!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your jokes are so funny!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas on Earth and goodwill to all!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Quiche working, you'll figure it out!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rufus.
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of the house!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on your door last time!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
Tom foolery!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Umbrella.
Umbrella who?
Umbrella-cious weather we’re having!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Van.
Van who?
Van-tastic! How about you?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know how I got these scars?
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Xena.
Xena who?
Xena way, it's time to go!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodel.
Yodel who?
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany.
Zany who?
Zany body home?
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!