Knock Knock Jokes - Set 04

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

23. Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

25. Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!