Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 03
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1. Yo mama's so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
2. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
3. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
4. Yo momma's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
5. Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
6. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
7. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
8. Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
9. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
10. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
11. Yo mama's so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
12. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
13. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
14. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
15. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
16. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
17. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
18. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
19. Yo mama's cooking so nasty, the house flies got together to fix the hole in the window screen.
20. Yo mama's so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
21. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
22. Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.
23. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
24. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
25. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
26. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
27. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
28. Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
29. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
30. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.