Trending Yo Mama jokes - Set 01
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1. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, "The one on the roof!"
2. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
3. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
4. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
5. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
6. Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
7. Yo mama's so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
8. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
9. Yo mama's so fat, when she falls, I don't laugh, but the sidewalk cracks up.
10. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
11. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
12. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
13. Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
14. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
15. Yo mama's so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
16. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
17. Yo mama's so fat, she gets group insurance.
18. Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator."
19. Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
20. Yo mama's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
21. Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
22. Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
23. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
24. Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
25. Yo mama's so fat, when she falls, I don't laugh, but the sidewalk cracks up.
26. Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
27. Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
28. Yo mama's so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
29. Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is "equator."
30. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.