Best Dad jokes - Set 01

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1. Singing in the shower is enjoyable until you taste soap. Then it turns into a sudsy drama.

2. I'm concerned about the calendar. Its days seem limited.

3. Why do dads carry an extra pair of socks when golfing? Just in case they score a hole in one!

4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

5. Ever wondered about the resemblance between a tick and the Eiffel Tower? They're both notable sights in Paris.

6. My spouse suggested lunges to stay fit. That would certainly be a significant step ahead.

7. What's the term for a fish donning a bowtie? Sofishticated.

8. I believed the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator playing tricks.

9. How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Simply follow the fresh prints.

10. Wondering how dry skin impacts your job? You lack the elbow grease to put into it.

11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

12. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

13. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

14. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

15. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

16. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.

17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

18. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

19. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

21. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

22. A guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

23. You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.

24. When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

25. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

26. Do you wanna box for your leftovers? "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."

27. That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

28. Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.

29. If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

30. What country's capital is growing the fastest? "Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."

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